26 October 2008

ECUATII DE GRADUL ... DOI


Am primit un mail in engleza, unde sunt prezentate niste ''ecuatii'' interesante despre oameni. Sper sa nu le luati in serios.
Pentru o usoara traducere : eat= a manca; sleep = odihna; work - a munci; enjoy = distractie; pigs = porci; earn= a castiga; spend= a cheltui; know= a sti; let= a lasa

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

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Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.


FOARTE TARE FRATE ! :))

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